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Rice v Northwestern
9-19-98
Devil with the Purple Suit
v3.4
MOB: GO RICE!
FORMATION: Spaceship
ANNOUNCER1: Houston, we have a problem.
ANNOUNCER2: Roger that Apollo 13, state the nature of your emergency.
ANNOUNCER1: Houston, we're carrying too much equipment - at this rate,
we'll never be able to complete the mission.
ANNOUNCER2: Apollo, are you carrying any dead weight?
ANNOUNCER1: Well, we have the script to Godzilla, one million Russian
rubles and some points we can shave - ah, here's something
we don't need!
MUSIC: 99 Red Balloons (from the fast part)
ACTION: During the script a spaceship moves toward the center of the
field. Upon completion of the script, a balloon version of Barney
emerges from the spacecraft (tethered). Barney is inflated
until he pops, near the end of the music; song ends and MOB
scatters to...
FORMATION: television
ANNOUNCER: In a press release issued today, Barney the Purple Dinosaur
announced that he has tired of working only in educational
productions. In order to increase his appeal to the masses he
will be appearing in cameo roles on television, such as an
alien on "X-Files", a stabbing victim on "ER" and a floater on
"Baywatch". But first, he will be the stunt double for Kenny
on "South Park".
MUSIC: Only the Good Die Young
ACTION: Barney, dressed in an orange hooded sweatshirt, is killed
by a cruise missile and then jumped by a horde of rats; song
ends and MOB shouts...
MOB: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED BARNEY!
ACTION: ...then scatters to...
FORMATION: lady's restroom logo
ANNOUNCER: Following a successful debut on network television Barney headed to
Washington. With the help of his PBS contacts he found a
new position - one with little promise, but great exposure -
as a White House intern.
MUSIC: Devil with the Blue Dress
ACTION: Barney (wearing a blue dress, beret and kneepads) gets chased
by the overzealous media before being killed by a pile of boxes
labeled "Starr Report"; song ends and MOB scatters to...
FORMATION: crossroads
ANNOUNCER: Following his brief political career, Barney chose to try
out life on the silver screen. Through contacts at all the
studios in Hollywood, he was able to land pivotal roles in
every major movie for the last year. However, he was
unable to convince Steven Spielberg to title his latest film
"Saving Private Barney.
MUSIC: WAC Adventure Medley
ACTION: Barney runs the gauntlet of movie disasters - Deep Impact,
Armageddon, Zorro, Saving Private Ryan and Titanic.
FORMATION: none
ANNOUNCER: Coming next year to a theater near you, the sequel to end all
sequels - Zorro Saves Private Barney from Armageddon
Aboard the Titanic.
MUSIC: Louie2, led by Barney who has risen from the ashes.
ACTION: Get off the field
---POSTGAME COMMENTS FROM MIKE WAKIN---
This game featured a real Prop Extravaganza. The Titanic, especially, was a masterpiece. It was 28-feet long, almost 10 full yards. It sailed very gracefully across the field.
Can someone fill in the details from the action in the WAC Adventure segment? We sure did a lot there.
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