Listen carefully and you just might hear it…the sound of Lauren trying desperately to make
out with the air. Close your eyes and imagine her undulating lips and pulsating dimples. Yes,
Lauren is a special one. But don't get too cozy. Behind that pretty face lies a speed demon.
A well dressed speed demon, yes; but she can still kick your ass. The original Chihuahua owner,
she's also managed to snag her own guard dog. We're happy to have her before she goes off to
make millions of dollars protecting the environment and keeping her trophy husband.
