2002-2003 Quotes

"Today we are starting a new policy: Its called thinking"
-EZ

"We are going to start formulating thoughts and applying them."
-Leslie

"It's good we're doing this now, the last practice before regionals."
-Anonymous

"I have done lots of three-way interesting things"
-Pascal

"My butt was so sore. One of my friends rammed right into my ass"
-Tina

"Let's whip it out!"
-EZ

Cat: "It's not like it was cut off! The penis was attached."
Amanda: "Yeah, cut off bits are not cool."

"Off we go..."
-Katey Forth

"Magic, do they have Russian restaurants?"
-Amanda

"You know, I've found that gay men generally find Magic very attractive."
-Cat

Daniela: "Do you need any help?"
Magic: "No, I just need to find the hole.... I've found it. It'd nice and soft and now I'm putting it in and out."

"You put it on shit, like your tongue." -Amanda

"I'm disturbed by the sight of naked men out of context, like outside of my bedroom."
-Amanda

"Next time that happens, Annie, just pluck it out from between your legs."
-EZ

Daniela to Amanda: "Do you have a tissue?"
Amanda to Daniela: "No, do you have a tampon?"
Tina to Daniela: "I have a pad, Daniela."
Amanda to Daniela: "I have a condom."
Daniela: "All I wanted was a tissue!"

"Kick your bums!"
-Katey Forth

Arwen: "California is a state with lots of pot."
Tina: "That's because we've got such good soil!"

Amanda "I hate it when they try to invent stuff like that. If it doesn't exist don't make it."
Max: "The voice of progress."

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