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Glasscock: "It’s in the hips."
Brooks: "You’re gonna need those."
Darren: "Did Brooks just make a sex joke?"
Paul: "I’m going to just say he did and leave it at that." "We’re
trying really hard. We got Shira like 3 drinks and she won’t drink them."
-Paul "Hey, I do
know and I’m not retarded."
-Darren
"You just activated my inner thighs."
-Glasscock to Darren "I guess if I was a character on that 70’s show I’d be
Red Forman because I’m kind of skinny and I live in my basement."
-Bryan "Some like it hot, and I am one of those people."
-Johannah MK: "You have 3 lifelines: ask the audience, 50/50, and phone a
friend."
Neil: "We are not your friend." "I’d
say my favorite activities are raping and plunging, no not plunging, plundering."
-Glasscock
"Your first clue is mono-ko-knock-enon."
-Brooks, to a freshman trying to pronounce Teresa’s last name.
"Barbie totally left Ken. Don’t you know
this?"
-Paul "People wear shoes,
People wear socks,
People with glasscocks
Shouldn't throw rocks.
If they did,
They just might shatter
That clear and shiny thing
Which does dearly matter.
So be careful with all those diving bids and
flying D's you make:
Otherwise you just mide find that that shiny
thing will break. And if it did, you would no longer be able to channel the
"force"
And then you see, Id have grounds for divorce."
- Shira
"If I wrote a poem,
In which words had to rhyme, like phloem,
I'd probably make it about ultimate,
And keep the rhyming to druken pultimate.
But I'd include our love henceforth fading,
while other girls on the team are autoclaving,
in labs, suffering the days without a clue,
we stay true, on the field, off it too ;)
The last stanza had too much rhymanza,
and poetic block is creeping, steeping,
so much so that I'll have to let you go,
with a simple, goodbye, and one more line:
I hope we can make it past just one more fight"
- Glassock
"You're not sexy, you're just unprepared."
- MK, to the shirtless Abercrombie models in the Arctic
Shira: "So, tell me about your breasts, Johannah."
Johannah: "Well, they are big and round and beautiful."
"Me? Forward? I waited three whole dates before I tried to put my hand in your sari!"
- Ari
"Maiella, we need to take your backhand and my flick and have lots of wonderful hucking babies"
- Teresa
Drunk guys on 6th street: "Hey, will you ladies come to this club with us?
We need to roll in with some pretty girls to make us look good. "
Us: "Uh, no thanks, we're going to bed..."
Drunk guys: "Whatever, you all are such posers. I bet you're not even girls under all that cotton."
Johannah: "I really like the way Ben stands. He's so upright."
Shira: "Yeah, he's always really erect."
"Maiella, you look like an airbus coming in."
- MK, in reference to Maiella's layout
"I am the father of this car!"
- Ari
"I'm having trouble getting it up."
- Teresa, clearly not blessed with Ben's abilities
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