2003-2004 Quotes

"Where is Pascal? He's skipping practice!"
-Teresa

"I'm only going to be 19 for two more years"
Daniela

"I never put out."
-Daniela talking about laying out

"I'm Mr. Smooth"
-Harding

"Um, I'm trying to think. Sometimes this doesn't work."
-Teresa

"Who said I won't get chicken wings cause I'm too sober? I will valiantly go disprove them."
-Teresa

"I want to be on the freshman guys' team."
-Cat

"The fat guy and the skinny guy, isn't that Trey and Edgar?"
-Max

"Nice layout on the layouts."
-Shea

"He looks like an animal ready to pounce."
-Ryan

"I don't know things."
-Ryan

"I'm the drunkenest person here."
-Cat

Cat: "There's a very powerful family from Dallas named Ginsburg."
Adam: "Probably spelled the wrong way."

"Only sober people would try that shit."
-Harding

"I promise you, I did not see anyone's nipples."
-Harding to Cat

"Nipple action minus the pants is the key."
-Daniela

"Who's more attractive, me or some girl?"
-Harding to Cat

"I have four names. Can I have yours... and your number while you're at it?" If that fails, I can always fall back on the classic, "Wanna go for a ride on the H-train?"
-Harding

Teresa: "My ghettotastic nickname is T-money."
Harding: "So if we ever became a couple, people could just call us the Money Train?"

"I can't believe I'm such an ass. I need to work on this"
-Teresa

"I'm much more of an alcohol girl versus pot."
-Daniela

"A funny mouth can totally be made up for with beautiful eyes."
-Daniela

"Ryan took my breath away. He comes down really hard."
-Teresa

"Is this really an 80s coat? I totally got it in the early 90s in Germany. I guess they're a little behind."
-Daniela (reference David Hasselhoff)

Teresa: "There are ants in my pants"
Daniela: "But that's OK because last week I had ants in my bra and ugly ant bites on my boob."

"You guys don't know my mom. She doesn't fuck around."
-Andy

Cat: "So, what else do you do other than play ultimate?"
Keith: "Well, sometimes I teach ultimate at KIPP."

Teresa: "I just want my stupid pancakes!"
Waitress: "Here are your pancakes."

"It's kind of intimidating when a bunch of naked guys are running around."
-Daniela

"Pascal just called me a dumbass!"
-Teresa

"We've been over this. I want to marry both of you, and you're going to make me pie tomorrow."
-Andy to Teresa and Jessica

"Jessica, open it up wide."
-Daniela

"I'm so drunk...oh my god." v -Teresa

"What happened?"
- Tina upon walking into Cindy's room after the "damage" had been done.

"Oh my god, look at my socks. They're so disgusting!"
-Daniela

"Hammers are so useful, but I can't use one."
-Teresa

"Open your mouth wider, Patrick. It's not going to fit in otherwise."
-Daniela

Teresa: "Boston is a great city! The average age there is 21!"
Cindy: "We were talking about the band."

"If I were a twin, I'd be the evil one."
-Teresa

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