Memorable Quotes

"We need to update the quotes- we've had the same ones up since March! I know because I read them, and then I memorize them, and then I make inside jokes about them to myself."
-Johanna

"That's why you don't see guys with boners. And there are always guys with boners."
-Danny

"Danny was busy experimenting with his meatball."
-Matt

"So is that an official term? I mean, how am I supposed to know this stuff? Where's my urban ultimate dictionary?!"
-Johanna

"So when the disc is on the sideline, you need to diagonalate the stack."
-Judy

"I'm not looking for a hookup- I'm looking for a husband."
-KP

"Contest the shit out of that call."
-Annoying UNT guy

"Please stop the porn and be reborn"
-Billboard next to Zone D'Erotica, somewhere between Dallas and Houston

"I don't really like that we're calling ourselves Team Glasscock. I think that's unjustly glorifying a member."
-Johanna

"Most crimes against children are committed by heterosexuals."
-Radio talk show host

"What type of girl would I be?"
-Willie

"Throwing up sucks"
-Chris

"You do have an adjective next to your name, but its not like you have a score"
-Johanna

"Macaroni and Leprosy"
-Trevor

"I mean, Jack is a cool guy... but shit!"
-Stuart

"I tried Darren once... but I didn't inhale"
-Shira

"I mean, its not like the cows were going to lead productive lives anyways"
-Stuart

"Who the hell got Ari some nuts? That's terribly ironic."
-Jack

"Is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
-Darren

"Mike, you need a four-letter nickname"
-Jack

"And now for the particularly offensive: Mike Flum"
-Jack

"Brian Viel is long and hefty"
-Johannah

"This is for the cutest guy on Cloud- Jake, who probably looks better in pink then any other guy on the men's team"
-Jack

"This is the 'what the fuck' gift."
-Rahul

"Shira, I love you. Let me give you and your phallus a big hug."
-Jack

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