Cloud 9 - Rice University Men's Ultimate

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Memorable Quotes, 2007 - 2008

"I only cuss when I'm fucked up" -KP

"I'm very drunk but only a little wasted" -KP

"I get more action than you do." - DL
"Yeah, but I'm not a rapist." - Eddie

"We're not sending a freshman girl in a car with [DL]...NO SERIOUSLY! He's molested people in cars before!" -Lauren

"You spelled my name wrong..." - Lauren
"No...I don't think so..." -Neil
"Oh wait...that's my first name." -Lauren

"I got fucked by two different dark guys today." - Matt

"Hey do you know if they serve mixed drinks at pub?" -Trevor "Hmm...well I've never asked because I'm not a girl." -Austin

"My life at 1:09 on my birthday is awesome. Iam drunky.Ulyimatey is aweomse. Moresoe yhen basketball"
- SLoh (Facebook wall post)

"I was really out of it and got confused and thought I was dead. It was actually really traumatizing because I had this weird making-peace-with-my-life thing, and then I found out I was alive, and it was really strange. On the one hand, [thinking I was dead] was all a lie because I wasn't dead, but on the other hand I did all the things a dying person should do...I was really hysterical. I'm pretty awful at responding to trauma and totally unresourceful."
- Jen Pan's account of a recent bike accident

"My penis is still sore from Yosuke." - SLoh

"I'll take a Blowjob."
[a little while later]
"Man, that was really good." - Neil

[Neil pulls up to Shira on the sidewalk]
Neil: "How much?"
Shira: "It's free!"
Neil: "Oh, well in that case, get in!"
Shira: "No, wait...I already ate."

"Shira, if you promise to perform DVDA, I will humbly offer my services as 1/4 of the necessary total." - Jeff

"Hey Danny, thanks for letting me borrow your shirt, I had to do something to Steven, but I can't tell you what." - Darren

"Steven Loh?! What a bitch!" - Bill

"Neil is green and on my couch...wtf" - Danny

A conversation between Neil and Rahul
Neil: "So do you want to come up to DIII nationals with us?"
Rahul: "Yeah sure, when is it?"
[10 mins later]
Rahul: "Hey, dude, so how did you guys do at dIII nationals?"
Neil: "Uhhh...so we haven't gone yet...that's why I asked if you wanted to come..."
[2 mins later]
Rahul: "Hey, so how did you guys end up at DIII's this year?"
Neil: "We'll discuss this later..."

"I made out with Darren last night." - Taylor

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