Worst Excuses | 05-06 | 04-05 | 03-04 | 02-03


Worst Excuses

1. Doug: "I am going to miss practice today because I'm going to a presentation by Dr. Norcross on why I shouldn't eat meat."

2. Traverso: "I almost gave blood today."

3. Dunn: "I am not going to be able to make it to practice today because I am taking care of a baby squirrel."

4. Marshall: "Today is gunna suck, I have like 5 million jobs photo wise that are due."

5. Doug: "Well today I have an assignment due at 7 that I’m not done with so I can’t come."

6. Paul: "This is probably right up there with not having clean socks, but i sprained my ankle walking to class today."

7. Glick: "I won't be at practice on Saturday on account of regionals."

8. Bost: "Won't be there because i'm sick and a giant pussy. I have a fever. waaaa."

9. Junker: "I will not be able to make practice today. I have a wedding to go to."


Worst Excuses | 05-06 | 04-05 | 03-04 | 02-03