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| | Andy Whitten |
| Names: | Basketball, Big Sky Montana |
| Status: | Senior |
| Age: | 21 |
| Height: | 6'2 |
| Bio 07: | Always dominant in the air
Never gets beaten deep
Defends your house
You know you want him
Why settle for anything less?
Hucker like a motherfucker
I love Andy
Terminates and annihilates
Takes names
Eats what food eats
Never eats food |
| Bio 06: | Andy Whitten is a valued member of Cloud 9 known for his on-field ability to beat his man and his off-field ability to beat off – his drums that is. Besides his his playing, he is also known for his outrageous hair-styles ranging from the Bob Marley dreadlocks to the “Maiella.” However, tired of being mistaken for a member of the women's team and thereby being subjected to unwanted advances from Date Lape, Andy has returned to a more traditional look – one that is actually acceptable by the strict conservative standards of Cincinnati. He often laments the loss of his golden locks, but with his increased aerodynamics and decreased weight, we have seen an increase in both Andy's ups and speed, making us wonder: when will we finally get to see him as bald as Steel Tower? To further drive himself away from being mistaken for a member of Miss Red, he expresses a profound interest Cloud 9's genitals, even going so far as to photograph Slicer's penis. This year we look forward to seeing other interesting ways that Andy will distinguish himself as a manly man and true member of Cloud – but honestly – I think we've seen enough evidence so far. |
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