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| | Pascal Mickelson |
| Status: | Cloud 9 Alumnus, but still on campus |
| Age: | Old |
| Height: | Short |
| Bio 05: | Pascal was one of 3 captains in the 2004-2005 season. He was well known on the field for his bright yellow socks
and shutting his man down on defense. He led the team at tournaments and took care of administrative business off the field. We were sorry
to see him go, as he was one of Cloud's star players. |
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Bio 04: | Pascal Mickelson, or "Triangle Man", is known to beat his man on the field, especially when it's another grad student, or "Particle Man" (ZK).
Just like the song, Pascal's a violent fellow and likes to pick fights. Keep your distance, he'll fight dirty, tackle, and is by far the
heaviest person on the team. Whether he is on the field or off, Pascal is nothing more than a predator.
Sure, he may look like a naive sophomore who is extremely friendly and always
optimistic. In actuality, he is a cold jaded grad student who is a ruthless
womanizer pouncing on the innocent ladies of the women's team who come to
him for consolation after "encounters" with Eric. Pascal's methods are
subtle yet effective: placing himself in a car full of women for an 8 hour
drive where he can woo them with his wiles knowing full well that he will be
sharing a small tent with them in the cold heart of Arkansas; being able to
speak French; or even worse, not drinking at parties so that, not only can he
be the "designated driver" for the ladies, but he also effectively eliminates
all competitiion as the rest of the men's team boat races themselves into a
drunken stupor.....damn him.
Fortunately for us, Pascal's "layouts" also
extend onto the field (even when he is not in a tent), providing the team
with much needed turnovers and the intensity to help the team rise to the
occasion. The real question is, where will we be next year without Pascal's
surprising ambidextrous throws or the hope he gives the rest of us by being
able to pick up the ladies using only math and physics pick-up lines. Rumor
has it Pascal will be "coaching" the women's team next year. Sure Pascal, we
know what you're up to.
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