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| | Max Glick |
| Names: | Glick the Flick, Intense |
| Status: | Senior Captain |
| Age: | 21 |
| Height: | 6'1 |
| Bio 07: | There once was a man named Glick
Whose Throwing skills were sick
And he could do math
And bang girls in his bath
But no one could hear him call "pick" |
| Bio 06: | Glick + crust + cherries = pi |
| Bio 05: | This one goes out to the self proclaimed Captain of Parity. A man of few words, it's hardly an overstatement to say that he's "all talk." With the apparent loss of our previous skinniest member, ZK, Glick is the sharpest guy we know. He'll cut you any which way, but he's probably the only person capable of navigating a minefield. We look forward to his future victories in collisions with Jordan. |
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