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| | Eric Williams |
| Status: | Graduated, after only 5 years |
| Age: | 23 |
| Height: | Eh, sorta tall |
| Bio 05: | Eric was a captain for the second consecutive year during the 2004-2005 season.
He had the strongest throws and biggest pulls. He showed the team how to play through injuries and led the team
at parties and boatraces (to some of our greatest victories). |
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Bio 03: | Eric Williams is a growing boy. He's learned it's not
actually acceptable to grab girl's asses, a habit that earned him the nickname,
"Mole(ster)." And he's upgraded his scooter from foot power to a 12 horsepower
engine. Maybe next year he'll stop wearing Velcro shoes. But he's one reliable
kid, always responding to calls of "iso masturbates on the field." Indeed,
the Mole finds his love for ultimate converges with his spare pubescent
testosterone, and he has vowed to embark on the Kevin Koller wrist development
program. It's really too bad--the one time Eric got some from someone else he
doesn't remember. Evidently she found Eric's tendency to puke into a cup (to
measure how much he "lost"), pour the cup out into a toilet, rinse it, and then
continue drinking from the same cup endearing. Now he's back to the ritual of
buying teammates' drinks, looking for love on weekdays at the pub, and giving
rides on his scooter his heterosexual life partner Richard. But on the field
(despite his gimp knee, back, and forehand) Eric nonetheless schools his man.
Especially if it's Neal. |
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