Team Biographies

Yosuke Akiyama
Names: Yo
Status: Sophomore
Number: 66
Height: 5'11
Bio 07: “You can’t never trust the quite ones, and I ain’t said nothing for 5 minutes” quoth Yosuke as he twirled the num-chucks back and forth across the quivering body of his opponent. Invited to the world champion FOB-chucks competition, he stood victorious, that is until somebody shouted “who the bloody fuckin’ hell in Yosuke Akiyama?” Yosuke was not happy about this, so he proceeded to grab his opponent by the nostrils and spin him in ever-increasing circles about his body. After several dazzling flips, he turned to his opponent and asked him in Japanese, “how can you sleep in any position?”
Yosuke has an awesome name! Yeah!