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| | Jason Ryan |
| Names: | Jason, Ryan |
| Status: | Junior |
| Number: | 62 |
| Height: | 5'11 |
| Bio 07: | Twas a dark and misty afternoon when Jason first chanced upon Rice ultimate. And then out of the darkness, a lochness monster appeared. And Jason boned it, and then ran away screaming. It was too slimy. “Down, skeet, skeet,” he yelled. All was not lost, though, for Jason was to bone again in the not too distant future.
Jason’s indomitable spirit led him on to his next conquest, the recently returned Ginsburg, in search of hot spankity, Jewish punani. Since G-berg was the prime candidate for this quest, Jason went to the store for Barry White records, scented candles, and lox.
On a completely unrelated note, Jason is the only violator of the Cauchy-Swartz triangle inequality.
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