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| | Brian Viel |
| Names: | Brian |
| Status: | Sophomore |
| Number: | 12 |
| Height: | 6'2 |
| Bio 07: | Baby cow has very high potential.
He drank lots of milk and grew big and strong. He was once caught, and held in captivity so that his muscles would soften, but his ass hardened, thus it is not good to eat. However, other parts of his body are rock hard but still delicious. Only the ass shall remain.
I wish I were as tall as him, but milk didn’t work for me (grammatically incorrectness). His splendid constitution is set to weather the turbulence of the field. But not to suffer the slings and arrows of... well... whatever sends slings and arrows at him.
Brian Viel is not Russian, but he would be much cooler if he spoke in a Russian accent.
Genghis Khan killed his great^n grandfather and boned his great^n grandmother.
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