Rice vs. UT

9.26.98

6pm

Good Idea / Bad Idea

 

ENTRANCE: MOB on sidelines for TIL entrance

ANNOUNCER: HI! We're BACK! Didja miss us? We've had three years to
dream up this show and we had good ideas... and bad ideas.

 

GOOD IDEA: turning The MOB loose at halftime...
BAD IDEA: introducing us like this: "now farmin' in the north endzone..." [still 17s]

 

MUSIC: Turning It Loose [62s/79s]

VOCAL: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Darrell K

Royal Texas Memorial Stadium Well, here it is, the nineteen nineties and
much of the music we hear today is pre-programmed electronic disco. We
never get a chance to hear master bluesmen practicing their craft. By
the year 2006, the music known as the "blues" will exist only in the
classical records section of your local public library. So - while
there's still time, let's welcome the Blues Band of South Main - the
Blues Owl Band.

 

ACTION: standard TIL entrance, Blues Brothers stuff

FORMATION: MOB

ACTION: song ends and MOB scatters to...

FORMATION: Texas (map)

ANNOUNCER: Since our last visit, Darrel K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium

/slash/ Jamail Field has grown almost as much as its name.

 

GOOD IDEA: Adding more low-priced seats for the students.
BAD IDEA: Putting the student section in LaGrange

 

GOOD IDEA: Using binoculars to see the game better.
BAD IDEA: Using the Hubble Space Telescope to see the game from the student section. [22s/101s]

 

MUSIC: Walkin' on the Sun [78s/179s]

ACTION: Football game in one corner of the state map, students with telescopes in another.

FORMATION: DNA

ANNOUNCER: If you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?

 

GOOD IDEA: Add student seating near the field.
BAD IDEA: Pay Mackovic and McWilliams to NOT coach.

 

 

GOOD IDEA: Genetic research to advance the frontiers of human knowledge.
BAD IDEA: Paying the Aggies to clone a dog. [19s/198s]

 

MUSIC: MOB-ash Cannonball [65s/263s]

ACTION: During Aggie part, Aggie scientists take blood samples from

the cute stuffed dogs and play with them using mad scientist equipment.
At transition to the Wabash Cannonball part of the song, monster dogs
pop out of the test tubes (I already have a plan for how the SA's could
do that) and pursue the Aggies in a field-wide chase scene; song ends
and MOB scatters to...

 

FORMATION: Viagra tablet

ANNOUNCER: Are there any good ideas in politics? Sure there are...

 

GOOD IDEA: Clinton seeks medical help for his ... problems.
BAD IDEA: His doctor prescribes Viagra. [12s/275s]

 

MUSIC: Tubthumping [88s/363s]

ACTION: Clinton pursues girls in poodle skirts. Grim Reaper pursues Clinton with

stack of Starr boxes. Media pursue Starr. Nuclear family watches events on TV.
Chase finally circles the nuclear family.

 

ANNOUNCER: GOOD IDEA: Leaving the SouthWest Conference for the big money in the Big 12

BAD IDEA: Taking the Aggies with you-- instead of the MOB. [11s/374s]

 

MUSIC: Louie2 [87s/461s]

(finished with 12:12 on the clock)

EXIT: flee

during Louie2...

ANNOUNCER: The MOB is available for birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

Here's something to hold you over til next year:

 

 

GOOD IDEA: D'Andre Hardemann cuts upfield.
BAD IDEA: D'Andre Hardemann cuts... classes.