Rice vs. Texas (Oct. 16, 1994)

FORMATION:  S W C

This is the story of Bubba Joe Tevye, who lived in the Old Hill
Country with his nine daughters -- a family with lots of TRADITION.
Every Saturday, they would gather together to play games.  But one day
a few years back, a Winnebago heading southeast drove up and the
driver yelled SOOOEEEY.  One of the daughters jumped in, and things
would never be the same again.

MUSIC:  Fiddler Intro

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FORMATION:  State of Texas (turns into W A C)

But some of the daughters did not respect tradition.  Four of them
spent their days dreaming of a better life in exotic places like
Stillwater, Ames, and Norman.  Three of the other daughters knew
they'd have to settle for lesser places like Las Vegas, San Diego, and
Honolulu.  [MOB: YAAAY!] That left only Shasta, who didn't know where
she would go, but knew she could always get a job taking math tests
for all her friends.

MUSIC:  Bohemian Rhapsody

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FORMATION:  $ $

Finally, one day, each daughter left home to get married.  Some of the
daughters were strong, some were intelligent, some were beautiful.
Only one daughter was weak, stupid and ugly as sin.  Poor Aggie...
what did she have?  Why, she had her Uncle Gilbert, who could play
matchmaker with potential husbands... by giving them summer jobs.

MUSIC:  If I Were A Rich Man

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FORMATION:  Concentric Circles

Bubba Joe was heartbroken.  He know that some of his daughters would
never see each other again.  He had no family, no tradition, no bowl
game.  But he did have something that could never be taken away,
something that no amount of money could every buy -- memories of an
era that no one would ever see again.

MUSIC:  Hava Nagilah