Version 10/1/92 -- After Final (9/30/92) Show Meeting

ENTRANCE: MOB runs onto field during following announcement and forms...

FORMATION: Dinosaur

ANNOUNCER: When beasts ruled the Earth, extinction was a slow and natural process of evolution. But now, Man rules, and things are dying off right and left. It might not be long before there are no more Elephants, Bosnians, or Politically Incorrect Fraternities. So, while Jim wrestles the alligator, join us as the MOB -- Mutual of Bastrop -- presents: Wild Kingdom.

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MUSIC: Wild Thing (short version) {}

ACTION: Jim wrestles the alligator

FORMATION: Armadillo

ANNOUNCER: Nature is very resilient in its fight against Man and extinction. In the Pacific Northwest, the Spotted Owl just might win its battle against the timber industry because, for every 15 owls, the loggers have only one chain saw. And in the Southwest, automobile grilles are never safe from the merciless onslaught of Kamikaze Armadillo Death Squads .

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MUSIC: Rockin' Down the Highway (short version) {}

FORMATION: Armadillo becomes a flat thing (lines)

ACTION: "Big props, big action." It'll be great. We all wear armadillo things.

FORMATION: HAD

ANNOUNCER: In Texas, a truly endangered species is the Blue Chip Running Back. Its migratory patterns can be unpredictable, ranging from College Station to Oklahoma, and even as far as Wisconsin. Recently, wildlife watchers thought they had spotted one in Austin, but, alas, they HAD NOT.

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MUSIC: Zorba the Greek {}

FORMATION: HAD turns into NOT! then possibly into OPA!

ACTION: A coreographed chase with a Running Back deftly avoiding Wildlife Watchers carrying big nets. The varying tempos of the music dictate the tempo of the chase.

UT `92 -- The "Wild Kingdom" Show -- 10/3/92 p. 2

FORMATION: LENA

ANNOUNCER: Fall is the mating season for many political birds who perform elaborate dances to attract voters. But this fall, the Bush Quayle may find it hard to fly straight while using only its right wing. And the Weeping Guerrero gets a chilly reception, especially when it's not just the temperature that drops a few degrees.

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MUSIC: Do You Love Me {}

FORMATION: LENA turns into -1deg.

ACTION: Various bird-like creatures carry on and perform the Do You Love Me bit.

FORMATION: None! MOB either stays in place or wanders around

ANNOUNCER: There's only one truly special place where Cougars, Bears, Mustangs, Horned Frogs, Longhorns, and Owls live in peace and harmony. But this fragile ecosystem is threatened by greedy developers with their plans to build 110,000-seat stadiums. They should not ignore the cost of such changes, and remember the things they won't get to see -- or hear -- again.

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FORMATION: MOB walks (or runs, if time is short) off field

MUSIC: Louie(on sidelines){0:00}