>From under the tables at Willy's Pub, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Marching Owl Band

Summer brought many changes to Houston. Why, the Astrodome itself became number two, not to Jay Mark's bald spot, but to New Orlean's Superdome. We now sit in the world's smallest enclosed football stadium, like the Astros, first in war, first in peace and last in the National League. But trying, very trying.

The Saints Go Marching In formation: 2

While crying over our loss of stature, Houstonians can still take pride in the Dome's monumental scoreboard, wonder of Madison Avenue technology. The Arabs may have all the oil, but it's still a drop in the bucket compared with the world's largest Oil ads.

Texaco teardrop

Yes, it was a bad year all around this summer in the Astrodome. The Astros were so bad, the Lord tried to rain them out. The MOB forms waves and salutes life's small wet spots with "Raindrops keep Fallin' on My Head"

Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head formation: waves
and this is when the script was taken from Marc by Bobby Risinger...

The Dome's problems were a molehill compared to those in the Rockies. Coors wanted to bring its spring brew to the bayou. and Spiro Agnew went to the mountain, shown on the field, to get a license for dealing. He didn't get it. Coors called it "nolo contendere". That says it all.

You've Said It All mountain

This show is entirely weak, and the MOB needs its Wheaties. However, the box is empty, no ifs, and or Butz. The wheat's been exiled to Siberia, which is where some would like to send our band. So that's where we'll return, to our breakfast of champions.

Volga Boat Song square with a circle in it...?