1994 Scripts

Rice vs. Tulane -- September 10, 1994

ACTION: GO RICE, MOB runs on and forms Lines, SAs drive White Bronco
        followed by Police Cars out of Tunnel

SCRIPT: Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages!  Now taking the
        field, the greatest entertainment sensation ever to appear on
        the gridiron...  (5 seconds of hand-held police siren over
        stadium PA)  A white Ford Bronco!

MUSIC:  Intro to "Summertime"

SCRIPT: This summer it was hot, Rice welcomed a new coach, tuition
        went up, the Oilers lost their first game, and a Southwest
        Conference school was on probation.  Wait a second... wasn't
        that last summer?

ACTION: During music, MOB scatters to Sunset, then HOT

MUSIC:  Rest of "Summertime"

ACTION: MOB scatters to Male/Female Symbol, SAs perform mock marriage
        ceremony featuring man in band uniform and woman in bunny suit

SCRIPT: Michael Jackson disappointed thousands of young adoring fans
        this summer with his surprise marriage announcement.  Why,
        Elvis would be rolling in his grave... if he were dead.  But
        seriously, the MOB would like to wish the best of luck to both
        the bride... and Lisa Marie.

MUSIC:  "Love Shack"

ACTION: MOB scatters to Basketball Court; SAs play basketball game

SCRIPT: The MOB would like to congratulate the Rockets on winning
        Houston's first world championship.  In honor of this event
        we would like to present a not-so-instant replay of this
        summer's heavily followed Championship Drive.

MUSIC:  "Rescue Me"

ACTION: Halfway through number, White Bronco drives through Basketball
        Game, disrupting play (MOBs on sides to court scatter while
        Bronco moves so it has room to drive through)

ACTION: Scatter to HAT, SAs in football uniforms perform calisthenics

SCRIPT: Ken Hatfield is already 3-0 at Rice Stadium; unfortunately,
        Rice lost those games.  He was too good for Air Force, too
        smart for Arkansas, and too honest for Clemson.  Please join
        the MOB in out annual salute to the new coach.

MUSIC:  "Stay"

ACTION: Scatter to one $ on left side, two blobs on sidelines at 50-yd
        line and on right side

SCRIPT: Summer wouldn't be complete without the national pastime.

MUSIC:  First part of "Strike Intro" (a "triple charge")

SCRIPT: Football?

MUSIC:  Second part of "Strike Intro"

SCRIPT: Basketball?

MUSIC:  Third (and final) part of "Strike Intro"

SCRIPT: No, it's Labor-Management Disputes!

MUSIC:  First eight bars of "Baseball Strike" ("Take Me Out to the
        Ballgame")

ACTION: MOB yells "More Money!", middle blob runs out to form second $

MUSIC:  First eight bars of "Baseball Strike" ("Take Me Out to the
        Ballgame"

ACTION: MOB yells "More Money!", right blob runs out to form third $

MUSIC:  First eight bars of "Baseball Strike" ("Take Me Out to the
        Ballgame")

ACTION: MOB yells "More Money!"

SCRIPT: No more money.  Strike three -- YER OUT!

ACTION: SAs hold up and wave picket signs, MOB leaves field

MUSIC:  "Louie Louie"