Rice vs. Texas Tech (Oct. 8, 1994)

ACTION:         GO RICE!!
FORMATION:      pre-MOB

SCRIPT:         Well, you've come to an exciting game at Rice Stadium and 
        	you're ready to watch halftime.  Some of you want to watch the MOB.  
        	Others just want to see the second half.  We've come up with a solution 
        	to this and nearly any other problem.  Let's do both!  It's Full 
		Contact Marching!!  MOB-lite asks: Can Your Band Do This?

MUSIC:          Fun, Fun, Fun

FORMATION:      MOB

ACTION:         two teams of SAs / MUSICians line up opposite each other 
		and run plays using instruments as the football

FORMATION:      skate

SCRIPT:         There's a new game in town, which could lead to the 
        	following argument:
                "I want to watch the Aeros' hockey game."
                "Well, I want to watch Barney."
                "Hockey!"
                "Barney!"
                "Let's do both -- it's hockey puck Barney!!"

MUSIC:          Great Balls of Fire

ACTION:         SA hockey players and zamboni pummel Barney

FORMATION:      hammer

SCRIPT:         Next we go to a typical house in College Station, where 
        	two family members are locked in a heated debate:
                "I want to watch 'Home Improvement."
                "No, I want to watch the Aggie halftime show."
                "'Home Improvement'!"
                "Halftime!"
                "Let's watch both -- it's two-by-four precision marching!"

MUSIC:          Twist & Shout

ACTION:         SAs whack each other silly while marching with 2-by-4s.

FORMATION:      swimming pool

SCRIPT:         This family is torn between college football and Olympic 
        	athletics at their finest:
                "I want to  watch the synchjronized swimming competition."
                "Well, I want to watch the Aggie halftime show."
                "Synchronized swimming!"
                "Halftime!"
                "Let's do both: MOB-lite presents synchronized marching!"

MUSIC:          Far From Over

ACTION:         SAs perform a complicated (and synchronized) swimming
 		routine.

FORMATION:      MUD

SCRIPT:         And how could we leave out the most diverse of households?
                "I want to watch mudwrestling."
                "Well, I want to watch the Congressional debates on C-Span."
                "Mudwrestling!"
                "Congress!"
                "Wait a minute -- they're the same thing!!"

MUSIC:          Wipeout

ACTION:         SAs in suits throwing "mud" at each other and wrestling 
        	to the death.  Some carry Vote ____ signs and are tackled from 
		behind.


SCRIPT:         And what about the bickering MOBsters?
                "I want to play Louie."
                "No, _I_ want to play Louie."
                "Louie!"
                "Louie!"
                "The MOB presents 'Louie, Louie'.  Can Your Band Do This?"

MUSIC:          Louie, Louie

ACTION:         get off the field