SETTING: MOB in 40-40 group near one sideline
ANNOUNCER: Hi. We're the MOB. Not the Mafia mob and not a mob of kangaroos, but the Marching - Owl - Band. Even
"The Marching Owl Band" is a little off because:
MOB: "WE DON'T MARCH!"
ANNOUNCER: We've travelled a ridiculous distance by bus just, in part, to play the school song, Rice's Honor. Will you please rise?
MUSIC: RICE'S HONOR
MOB: WE'RE FROM RICE
AIN'T THAT NICE
WHO ARE YOU
DO YOU KNOW?
ANNOUNCER: introduce Notre Dame song...
MUSIC: NOTRE DAME SONG
ANNOUNCER: introduce the National Anthem, or some such...
MUSIC: BANNER
ANNOUNCER: ...don't leave your seats during halftime you'll really miss the show...
MUSIC: TURNING IT LOOSE [0:50]
ACTION: changes to...
FORMATION: MOB
ANNOUNCER: Goooood Morning Notre Dame!
Campaign '88:
Are you tired of Party Politics ? "YES!"
Tired of Party Propaganda ? "YES!"
Tired of Party Platforms ? "YES!"
Are you tired of parties ? "NO!"
Both political parties have been making empty promises
guaranteeing a big return. In fact the guarantee is sooooo
big...
MOB: "HOW BIG IS IT"
ANNOUNCER: It's so big... it has more hot air than the MIAMI HURRICANE.
MUSIC: EVERYBODY'S EVERYTHING [1:25]
ACTION: CONGA LINE action during music, gezilcher hurls "mud" and
other substances around the field (buses in here?)
changes to...
FORMATION: SPECTACLES
ANNOUNCER: Finals are coming up and everybody's studying,
but once in awhile you just have to take a break, raise
your tired, bleary eyes and look for some relief.
Notre Dame, how do you spell relief?
1: Gimme a B B
Gimme an E E
Gimme another E E
Gimme an R R
What's that spell? BEER
What? BEER
I can't hear you... BEER
MUSIC: TWIST AND SHOUT [1:10]
ACTION: usual stuff that goes with the song...
FORMATION: CHEVRONS
ANNOUNCER: Football. Miami. Losers. Notre Dame. Number One.
Rice. Not Number One. Yet.
Let's Party. Otis - m'man ! SHOUT!
MUSIC: SHOUT [2:45]
ACTION: usual stuff with the exit during the "One More Time" to
howling standing ovation. Crowd refuses to let us leave and
second half of game is delayed until MOB can play its entire
repetoire
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Nationally Famous Rice
Marching Owl Band!