Rice vs. Navy @ Annapolis, Maryland (Nov. 19, 1994)

ANNOUNCER:      Howdy. We're the MOB.  Not the Mafia mob and
                not a mob of kangaroos, but the Rice University
                Marching - Owl - Band.
                We're a marching band, except...

MOB:            WE DON'T MARCH!                         (12s)

ENTRANCE:       MOB scatters in from four corners to form...

FORMATION:      MOB     while playing...

MUSIC:          Turning it Loose                        (60s)

ACTION:         Two S.A.'s dressed in black suits, drive out
                onto the field in "bluesmobile" (black & white
                police car), open a briefcase with something
                interesting inside it; song ends and MOB
                scatters to...                         (20s)

FORMATION:      YMCA

ANNOUNCER:      The MOB's electronics experts intercepted and
                decoded this secret message last night:
                F-B-I   I-Ds   M-O-B   on the   Q-T
                M-O-B   high   I-Q   V-I-Ps
                Not   U-S-O,   O-K?
                Get   B-L-T   P-D-Q
                Go   2   Y-M-C-A
                B-E-A-T   A-R-M-Y
                                                        (20s)
MUSIC:          YMCA                                    (60s)

ACTION:         S.A.'s carrying letters spell out some of the
                acronyms from the script.  With "BEAT ARMY"
                and "YMCA."   costumed SAs caper madly,
                followed by a periscope; song ends ...

KEN:            
  DO NOT PANIC - GET OUT OF THE WATER!

MUSIC:          Jaws

ACTION:         MOB screams, points at "land shark" (giant fin),
                and scatters to form...                  (20s)

FORMATION:      Chevrons

ANNOUNCER:      Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this halftime
                for a special news bulletin.  The final absentee
                votes from Maryland have been counted, and it's
                now official: Dewey has  defeated Truman.
                                                        (8s)

MUSIC:          Shout                                (150s)

ACTION:         SA's launch streamers over band with
                minizilchers at appropriate points in music.

EXIT:           flee