FORMATION: Record Player

ANNOUNCER: Since ancient times, a certain art form has been a part of the customs of all known civilizations. Whether it was to appease the local gods, try to make it rain, or get that special someone to think you're really cool, it's all called... dancing!

MUSIC: Uptight

at end of song MOB scatters to...

FORMATION: Feet or perhaps Shoes...

ANNOUNCER: Dancing is not just a human trait; it's a fundamental part of Nature. Many species of animals perform a unique ritual dance in an attempt to attract a mate. But not all animals exhibit this activity. Because, as we all know, the only dancing bears -- are in the circus.

MUSIC: Rhythm Is Gonna Get Ya

at end of song MOB scatters to...

FORMATION: Girl With Moving Feet

ANNOUNCER: There are many styles of dancing, and people's tastes can vary widely, even within the same family. When Jerry Lee Lewis plays the piano, he can get a room full of people up on their feet. But his cousin, Jimmy Swaggart, prefers a more private place, where he can just sit and watch .

MUSIC: Your Momma Don't Dance

at end of song MOB scatters to...

FORMATION: Lips

ANNOUNCER: There are some who think that "undulating suggestively" on the football field entices the audience to all sorts of moral terpitude, such as "bearing all" for Playgirl magazine. Our response is that the MOB dances for only one reason: we do it -- for you .

MUSIC: Do You Love Me

EXIT: duck and cover...

ANNOUNCER: The MOB also does birthdays, weddings and tent revivals.

EPILOGUE: The show was well received. They cheered. They liked the

dancing bear joke and really liked the Swaggart joke. The

Baylor Band really enjoyed the show, from the sideline.

It wasn't a pretty game. Not really a defensive battle,

more of an incompetent offense battle. But we won.

6-3, and that was the score at half-time.