Homecoming

Music: Sing, sing, sing Cheerleaders of the past jitterbugging

Twist Sixties

Time warp Seventies

Rice's Honor

Louie, Louie

Mob: Entrance to form "DANCE"

Script: Greetings sports fans, and welcome to Rice's --th Homecoming

Extravaganza. In honor of our alumni, we bring you a bit of nostalgia as we recall the trends that made college fun.

Can you remember being in the mood to jitterbug? And how was your two-step? Ever go out for an innocent moonlight serenade and get dipped? If so, get off of your seats and join our alumni cheerleaders in this rendition of SIng,Sing Sing.

Action: Mob plays Sing Sing Sing and old cheerleaders attempt to dance.

Mob: Scatter to Dollar bill formation, which changes to giant 60

Script: One reason we love our alumni is that they give us so much inspiring....um.....MONEY! Yes,where would we be without the knowledge that someday we too will become alumni with open hearts and overflowing pocketbooks? Someday we too would like to donate a little something to the university, like an indoor stadium or an "R" Room on the 50 yard line. The MOB would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the alumni and other friends ofthe mob for supporting our road trip to the Notre Dame game last week. Please welcome some of our benefactors, The Alumni Owl Band! Let's twist to the sixties!

Action: Alumni joins the mob in their formation on the field, or adds an apostrophe s, or we hold off until time warp or until the very end, whichever Ken wants. You're the boss, Ken.

Music: The Twist

Action: Dancers dance the twist.

Mob: Scatter to Time Warp Formation (to be decided).

I assume there will be a time-machine like prop by the show assistants with regal old graduates in regalia going in and coming out as coeds in poodle skirts twisting and writhing and seizing.

Script: The MOB has created a time machine to bring back William March Rice and his good friend Albert Patrick . So Willie, What so you think? (In an OLD voice) "Weell, what'll they think of next? Little wands that make your voice reallll loud. (Taps microphone) Hello everybody!" No, no Willie, I mean about Rice! "I feel like I've entered a TIME WARP !" Where's that Patrick fellow.? Let's beam him back to the black plague."

Music : Time Warp

Mob: Scatter to script RICE. (Double if enough alumni)

Script: All together Now, you know the words...

(Words to Rice's Honor appear on the scoreboard).

Music: Rice's Honor

Action: Typical ripple effect through the script like every homecoming....

Ending: Cowbell...