Rice vs. A&M (Oct. 22, 1994)

FORMATION: M O B

ANNOUNCER: It's election time again, and the same old politicians are
           saying the same old things, making promises as outrageous
           as turning mercury into gold.  But now the MOB presents an
           alternative -- vote for us!  We have fresh, new ideas
           guaranteed to get America moving again.  If you're tired of
           government, you're ready for MOB Rule.

MUSIC:     Dragnet (intro only)

FORMATION: Police Car

ANNOUNCER: Politicians say they they're "tough on crime."  Under MOB
           Rule, we can do better: our plan will eliminate crime
           completely by making everything legal.  You won't go to
           jail -- you won't even get probation.  You'll be able to
           get away with anything -- just like Longhorn wide receivers.

MUSIC:     Back In The USSR

ACTION:    An orange car (with fire extinguisher exhaust) careens
           around the field until it collides with a store facade.
           Police attempt to arrest football player in car, but decide
           to let him go.

FORMATION: "Not" Symbol

ANNOUNCER: Today, people are worried about endangered species like
           spotted owls, killdeer, and candidates who campaign on
           issues.  Under MOB Rule, we believe in extinction.  We
           would eliminate those things which should be extinct, like
           congressmen, the IRS, and Longhorns in the Cotton Bowl.

MUSIC:     Wipeout

ACTION:    People in suits holding screws that say "IRS" strike others
           with them.  People holding "Vote For Me" signs go
           campaigning.  Some folks in MOB uniform shoot the IRS folks
           and politicians.  At the drum break, MOB does the
           traditional "Wipeout" swim-dance.

FORMATION: Bottle (with Worm inside) and Glass

ANNOUNCER: Once again, the US military is on the job invading yet
           another petty dictatorship.  Under MOB Rule, we'd establish
           limits on military action: from now on, we only invade
           countries with tropical beaches where the natives speak
           English.  Isn't it time we brought freedom to Hawaii?

MUSIC:     Tequila

ACTION:    Some people in military garb march up to people lounging in
           lawn chairs, and they start to party with large tropical
           drinks.  In the formation, part of the band "pours" from
           bottle to cup, followed by the Worm (Chinese-dragon style).

FORMATION: Y M C A  (MOB sits or crouches)

ANNOUNCER: Finally, everyone is talking term limits, but last week the
           Owls did something about it -- we said 28 years was enough
           and Rice beat Texas!  Under MOB Rule, we'd offer the
           Longhorns a chance to win by playing a team they sometimes
           beat 100 years ago...

ANNOUNCER: Gimme a "Y"!      MOB: Y
ANNOUNCER: Gimme a "M"!      MOB: M
ANNOUNCER: Gimme a "C"!      MOB: C
ANNOUNCER: Gimme a "A"!      MOB: A

MUSIC:     YMCA

ACTION:    During spellout, band members in each letter spring up.
           People dressed in Village People garb spread out below
           letters and do the YMCA dance routine.

FORMATION: scatter off field

ANNOUNCER: There you have it, the official MOB Rule platform.  On
           Election Day, remember to vote early, vote often, and vote
           in pencil so we can correct your mistakes.