NAME: Gordon Wittick
YEARS IN SC: 2
FAVORITE GAME: 1,3,soliloquoy
FUNNIEST GAME DONE IN PRACTICE: The time we made up
that singing game to the tune of Gilligan's island,
and every song we did that day was hilarious, and it
has never been funny since.
Also, like everything, my fondest memories are of the
practices when I was drunk. I remember murder chain
with a fluffer, at pornographic Disneyland, with SIDS.
Or making up 1,3,soliloquoy. Or...
You guys gotta help me out with the memories, I think
I had one too many solo drunk practices.
FUNNIEST GAME PERFORMED ON STAGE:
I never remember
the games I'm in, but I do remember the time yall were
doing story, and Eric was the TV show cops, which he
did in a Southern drill sergeant voice, and the ref
ended up pointing at Eric for a solid 2 minutes at
least and Libby refused to stop going on in that
ridiculous voice, yet he never got repetitive, until
finally everyone on stage just relented and realized
that Libby's will to go on was stronger than all of
theirs. That was the day I realized that I would never
want to be alone in a torture chamber with Libby,
regardless of our respective roles.
BIGGEST INSIDE JOKE:
Every practice I would ask for
a game's location to be "1/4 inch tall." And people
thought it was this big running gag, and got annoyed
after a while. But no one ever considered that I just
wanted to see a skit where everyone was 1/4 inch tall.